InfusionCon

Do more.
At the Biltmore.
Not the shore.
Come to the desert.

Meet new friends.
See email sends.
The party never ends.
Become an expert.

Who will you meet
At this desert retreat?
The list is replete
With people who are neat.

First, Gary Vaynerchuk
Who sure can make a buck.
I've met the dude.
Let's Crush It up.

The Millionaire Maker
Loral's no faker.
The New York Times
Says her book is a taker.

(I met her, too.
Her words are true.
She shows what to do.
To make dreams come true.)

Tough guy Scott Palangi
Would surely break my knee
If he saw me
But his name did not see.

(Kickboxing is his thing
His cash register sings.
Ideas he brings
To reach your brass ring.)

Jennifer and Brian Bourn
Your website they'll adorn.
Awaken your brand.
Say goodbye to the norm.

Change your business landscape,
With Pam Slim's book "Escape."
Journalists now
Your phone calls will all take.

Dude. How rude.
I forgot the food!
Desserts are accrued,
So's steak and seafood.
The beer and wine flow
No need for corkscrews.
Over drinks we'll collude,
Friendships get renewed,
Plan to miss your curfew,
But the coffee is brewed.
Just thinking about it
Puts me in a good mood.

Now on to the learning,
For which you are yearning.
The ideas we cover
Will increase your earnings.

The Ultimate Marketer
Will make you smarter.
And smarts are the answer.
Not working harder.

Infusionsoft tagging,
Is not bragging.
It's why your emails
Are no longer nagging.

Ecommerce is here.
Make money online.
Let's all shout a cheer.
The update's divine.

The Spring release has sprung.
With benefits far-flung.
Rick's ideas are young.
Your competitors are done!

The Perfect Customer Lifecycle.
(PCL to you and me.)
No longer will you wrestle
With how sales come to be.

Your best defense,
Against business suspense,
And wasteful expense,
Is the follow-up sequence.

Last but not least,
Aside from the feast,
There's another reason
I'm heading east.

Between me and you,
Tuesday, Day 2,
Is my birthday, now you
Know just what to do.

So please join me,
And 1,000 wise friends,
Who, backwards they bend,
And open arms they extend,
To stop any downtrend,
And pipeline leaks mend.
So you can ascend,
And sales problems transcend,
No need to pretend.
With entrepreneurs you'll blend.

THAT'S how to spend
Your birthday. Amen.

This post is my entry into the 'Bloggers in Motion' contest sponsored by Infusionsoft for Infusionscon 2012.

If you need more help growing your sales, check out the following resources scattered around this site and a few others I operate, such as:

• Sell More This Month
• Automate Your Monthly Sales For Just $9
• Hire The Best Keynote Speaker
• Fix Your Follow Up Failure
• HubSpot vs Infusionsoft
• Ontraport vs Infusionsoft

Good Selling,